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"OBAMA SEEKS US CONGRESSIONAL RATIFICATION OF UN GLOBAL GUN CONTROL TREATY" -




FEMA OUT OF WATER -




BUT DONT WORRY - This will surely not happen Once they take over your healthcare


TAGS: fema government takeovers
Rating: 4.33/5

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deerbag2 - November 9, 2012, 1:27 pm
Oh blessed Lord, that hit home. Ouch!!!


CHOICES OF A PAROLLED SEX OFFENDER -




WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS? -




CONSPIRACY THEORY? -




WOMEN ARE EQUAL TO MEN. - Nancy Pelosi says women aren't strong enough / smart enough to use a gun to defend themselves. Many dead Nazis would have to disagree.




MILITANT MUSLIMS VS MILITANT ATHEISTS - Grab the popcorn and enjoy the show! This fight's gonna be GOOOOOOOD! Fight location: France




KIDS ARE STARVING IN AFRIC- ER UMM U.S. SCHOOLS - Just getting them ready for the FEMA camps.


TAGS: fema
Rating: 4.5/5

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JGalt - September 29, 2012, 5:02 pm
http://www.thenewamerican.com/reviews/opinion/item/12992-when-michelle-obama-starts-starving-the-kids
JGalt - September 29, 2012, 4:59 pm
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/09/28/nj-high-school-kids-bring-meals-from-home-to-boycott-new-school-lunch-rules/
JGalt - September 29, 2012, 4:58 pm
its been all over the news here in the US. You'll probably see it next month in Canada.
crankyhead - September 29, 2012, 12:38 pm
American school kids are starving huh? Citations please, preferably ones that don't ignore american exceptionalism as it relates to childhood obesity.


LESS THAN 60% OF ELIGIBLE AMERICANS WILL VOTE -




ASSUMPTIONS- LEAVE THEM AT THE DOOR -




KICKING WOMEN - how did that work out?


TAGS: fluke dems won female vote
Rating: 3/5

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deerbag2 - November 10, 2012, 4:32 am
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/267101-gallup-2012-election-had-the-largest-gender-gap-in-history
thatmfguy - November 9, 2012, 6:08 pm
So you don't like women....interesting.
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 4:58 pm
Let me add wh***S AND s**tS TO MOOCHERS AND LOSERS FOR OBUMMER DUMBAMBA
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 4:57 pm
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS KILLS, BRO. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 4:57 pm
s**ts and wh***s.... not women
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 4:57 pm
Doesn't prove anything.... call it what it is....
deerbag2 - November 9, 2012, 3:43 pm
spoken very respectfully
thatmfguy - November 9, 2012, 3:36 pm
She should have whatever she wants...but it shouldn't be MY responsibility to pay for it.
deerbag2 - November 9, 2012, 3:33 pm
your comment proves my point
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 3:02 pm
wh***
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 3:02 pm
stop confusing women and s**ts


A ROMNEY VICTORY IS AS BELIEVABLE AS THIS PHOTO - Pretending just isn't as much fun as the real thing.


TAGS: romney fema hurricane sandy phony
Rating: 3/5

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romneyisatool - November 5, 2012, 11:52 am
They will blame an oversampling of liberals by the ballot box for an Obama win. TRANSLATION: A democratic majority who didnt want Romney to be Pres.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2012, 10:58 am

conspiracy than face the fact that they are a Predominantly Liberal country? Just my curiosity, I'm not endorsing any candidate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2012, 10:56 am

I can see the beginnings of posturing from the conservative side, If Obama wins this election will the conservatives here call foul and blame it on vote rigging? Has the electoral process become so corrupted that Americans would rather believe in....
crankyhead - November 4, 2012, 7:12 pm
With the exception being coming by to make sure that WTFO honors his side of our bet. But if Romney wins, well, you'll keep seeing me every day. So, careful what you wish for. =)
crankyhead - November 4, 2012, 7:11 pm
Actually, I'm already on record saying that if Obama wins, there's really no reason for me to continue coming to this website for at least three years.
romneyisatool - November 4, 2012, 6:39 pm
So good luck,arnnatz. I truly mean that.If your candidate wins,I will here to shake your hand(in a manner of sorts).It's about what's best for this country.Whoever wins needs the nation to unite behind them, not against them.America first, politics second
romneyisatool - November 4, 2012, 6:37 pm
...And if Romney does manage to win(despite only having like a five percent chance) I will give the guy props and congratulate you. A Romney would be such a huge victory given the odds against him that I would truly be impressed.I dont respect sore losers
romneyisatool - November 4, 2012, 6:35 pm
TRUTH: Actually, I will be nicer to you and the other conservatives than you think. Truth be told, the pending Obama victory will probably will very VERY hard for you to accept. It will be punishment enough. I won't exploit it for laughs...
romneyisatool - November 4, 2012, 6:29 pm
Nah, you will won't go anywhere... you will be here accusing Obama of stealing the election, blaming the MSM & vast-left wing conspiracy theories about demon-possessed voting machines,bigfoot and god knows what else.The God part you got right,though.LMFAO
romneyisatool - November 4, 2012, 6:27 pm
TRANSLATION(antnutz): I figure, after Romney loses, I will disappear from the embarrassment of the Messiah winning.
arnnatz - November 4, 2012, 6:23 pm
I figure that,after obama loses, losers like you, cranky, and fauxnews will disappear from the embarrassment of your messiah losing.
rebeccaolsen - November 4, 2012, 3:40 pm
Im here to stay, math-challenged dope. Not going anywhere. Stay if you want, so I can make fun of you in a few days when Obama wins his re-election, that is, if you like that sort of thing. Look forward to you whining about how unfair it is Obama won.
arnnatz - November 4, 2012, 2:58 pm
I don't need an invitation, this is a public site, a**face. I'll post comments on any poster I feel like posting on. You can either like that or move on to some liberal biased site where you get your stupid facts
rebeccaolsen - November 4, 2012, 1:21 pm
The only voters AS5HATZ is influencing are the independents and moderate conservatives he scares into voting for Obama because they take one look at AS5HATZ and say,"Our party is that crazy and retarded? Hmm, I think I'm going with the calm black guy."
rebeccaolsen - November 4, 2012, 1:10 pm
AS5HATZ, Listen up, creepy stalker. My poster. You're not invited. Never asked for your opinion, weirdo. Go over to your where you other creepy friends hang out. If Faux is foreign, at least he can pass basic algebra.He schooled you. You're crying.The End
crankyhead - November 4, 2012, 1:04 pm
I'm not here to influence anyone arnnatz. I only show up to counter your propaganda with facts.
arnnatz - November 4, 2012, 12:37 pm
and the utter stupidity of a couple of foreign trolls who think they can influence voters here or anywhere in the US. Hahahahahahaha
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 8:04 pm
Sorry, Rebecca, for making your poster the battleground for math&reason vs. the retarded math skills of Arnnatz. Please forgive me, lass. Time to grab a pint with the mates. It was fun. Until the morrow!
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 8:01 pm
*live = win. lol... I guess for Mitt, it does represent a professional death of sorts, though. The GOP will crucify him the day after, blaming him until he goes back to England where his seed originated.lol..Almost feel sorry for the wanker.
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 8:01 pm
live = win. lol... I guess for Mitt, it does represent a professional death of sorts, though. The GOP will crucify him the day after, blaming him until he goes back to England where his seed originated.lol..Almost feel sorry for the wanker.
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 7:59 pm
If that was an attempt at wit, or an insult, you lost me. Apparently, the only thing more retarded than your math skills is your ability (of lack-there-of) to mock someone. Is this really Chris Rock playing the part of a retarded teabagger? If so, funny
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 7:57 pm
@arnnatz:According to the odds at this point,if you vote for Romney, it won't make that much of a difference..considering Mitt has only a 5% chance to live.lol..You forgot to register to vote, didnt you?
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 7:55 pm
Let me guess, you live near a leaking nuclear power plant, don't you?
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 7:52 pm
@crankyface: After he displayed his incredibly laughable, borderline-retarded understanding of basic junior high-level math and probability, I wouldn't be too insulted by anything this pea-brained wanker says.That's like getting mad at the special ed kids
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 7:51 pm
and the difference between you and me is that I can vote in the election. I have the ability to make a difference, you don't.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 7:48 pm
Nothing makes him angrier than when he tries to insult me, and it turns out to be a compliment.
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 7:46 pm
@crankyface: Here's a funny one. Want to know the difference between mathematical science and arnnatz? Math science looks at the facts and draws conclusions from them. Arnnatz invents his own conclusions and tries to distort the facts to fit them.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 7:26 pm
What's the median temperature of arctic ice in Kelvin degrees? Around 240. Oops. Aren't you supposed to be ignoring me?
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 7:13 pm
You should be the last person to ever use the word logic in a posting. With an IQ equal to the temperature of arctic ice, you should just keep quiet.
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 7:12 pm
commenting on A poster is trolling? Are you related to cranky by any chance?
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 4:14 pm
No, I don't see any sign. arnnatz likes to troll people that he perceives as being unable to untie the knots in his faulty logic. In your case, he just happened to guess wrong. It's kind of his thing. Like a tradition of sorts.
rebeccaolsen - November 3, 2012, 4:05 pm
I must have a sign above my head that says if you are a creepy conservative internet nerd then please apply. :-/
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 3:54 pm
He's republican. He thinks your estrogen makes you a weak minded opponent.
rebeccaolsen - November 3, 2012, 3:40 pm
The point is that Romney is exploiting this for a ph**o OP. Why are you trolling on my posters now?
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 12:46 pm
Oh, that's right, food and water grow on the inside of trucks


ROMNEY VS. ROMNEY - Maybe if he ran against Obama, he would've stood a chance. As it is, he was too busy running against himself. Congrats, he defeated his opponent!


TAGS: romney fema hurricane sandy funny
Rating: 2.43/5

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foxrecon19d - November 1, 2012, 8:33 pm
Sooooo...ummmm...under Obama, WHERE IS FEMA? Those poor folks in Louisiana are still waiting for FEMAs help after the last storm. But thanks for making another tired poster blaming Romney for Obama's failure.


HURRICANE SANDY VS. HURRICANE MITT - Which one is worse for America?


TAGS: romney hurricane sandy fema obama
Rating: 2/5

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rockfan5 - January 18, 2013, 10:16 pm
nice taking out of context. Typical liberal tactic.
simplegenius - October 30, 2012, 11:43 am
NRC environmental services. They are nationwide, but our local branch sent to help with the Gulf oil spill.
arnnatz - October 29, 2012, 10:01 pm
here's some more organizations that help in emergencies: http://www.opm.gov/cfc/disasters/katrina-relief.asp
arnnatz - October 29, 2012, 10:00 pm
The American Red Cross
crankyhead - October 29, 2012, 7:37 pm
Can you name one?
simplegenius - October 29, 2012, 7:33 pm
He wasn't saying to NOT help them, he was saying to have private organizations help them as to NOT run up the debt anymore. Privatization might be a legit answer. There are many companies that are already set up to help in emergencies.


HERMAN CAIN - get the fork ready he is about done




Millennial male defined -


TAGS: democrat millennial male female marines
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - December 9, 2016, 2:49 pm

might have misunderstood. i think the poster is more a comment of the maker. each new generation is criticized but the older generation. and i agree, pretty kick azz bottom pic.
Reality Lord - December 9, 2016, 2:47 pm

plz put your d*** tin foil hat on before asking me that question online.
blacktime - December 9, 2016, 2:37 pm
Found any aliens yet, "Reality Lord"? LOL!
ModernMillenialMale - December 8, 2016, 5:11 pm
IDK, man. That upcoming generation at the bottom of the poster look pretty impressive to me. As opposed to, you know, them d*** hippies
Reality Lord - December 8, 2016, 3:16 pm

you know you're getting old when you bash the upcoming generation. it's been a constant since time began. d*** hippies.


Feminist Insanity -




The Awesomeness of Muslim Immigration -




Hint : BLUE -




Hitlery Clinton -


TAGS: hillary clinton hitlery killary klinton benghazi whitewater communist socialist marxist progressive liberal femanazi lewinsky
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - December 18, 2014, 4:42 pm
I don't about the other quotes but she's right about the last one.


Mexican Army had to bail out Katrina -




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